dictation's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm shallow so sue me. Oh what I wouldn’t give to be 19 years old again. The smoking, the drinking, the getting no sleep, the fast food, the no vegetables ever-ever-ever. Ah yes, it would be so sweet to be 19 because I could go to this site and find out my REAL AGE is 48! If you smoke and/or drink excessive quantities of alcohol and/or eat red meat and/or take a lot of prescription or non-prescription drugs, take this quiz. Nothing can equate being a smug 20-30 something and being told your real age is 45-60. Hah! It was touch and go for awhile there, as the age calculation fluctuates until it settles on a score at the end. Still, I'm laughing. My real age is 4.6 years younger than my actual age. I'm EONS from fossilization yet. And best of all they will send you tips for a younger you like "eat more broccoli," but only if you sign up for tips. Guess who signed up for tips. And now I'm off to the gym to burn off the Cocoa Orbs I bought at Capers. I'm such a criminal in my old age. And then it's off to see Troy featuring a 40-year old Brad Pitt who doesn't look a day over 30. Or 26 even. Geez Louise, pick up a Vanity Fair and take a look, he’s gorgeous. 3:02 p.m. - 24 May 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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