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eto nado videt !!! je f e

See that subject line up there? Doesn't it make you ache to get into the meat of this entry?

I'm so sorry to disappoint! I didn't write it!

I...I...I plagiarized it!

From my email box, which is filled to the brim with spam that has subject lines just like it. (obviously it's time to change my wildebeest alias.)

Spammers are desperate for our attention - CLICK ME CLICK ME CLICK ME SO I CAN EARN THREE CENTS ON THIS SEND - and they know 99.99999999% of us are blocking the crap. So they aim to make blocking impossible.

So desperate, they've lost their marbles.

Oh my, there's V^&agra b.y pres.cr|ption! in my inbox again! I just know that's personal, something I need to open right away!

Poor bastards, someone should tell them this technique simply doesn't work on the 99.99999999% of us who have the good sense to hammer it straight into oblivion.

In the Republic of Dictation convicted spammers would be (a) force-fed offal (aka Spam^TM) and (b) forced to open, read, and file according to subject, nothing but spam day and night. No bathroom breaks.

IGNORE SPAM, BLOCK SPAM, OBLITERATE SPAM, BUT DO NOT EVER OPEN SPAM. Maybe it will go away?



* polite definition of OFFAL Main Entry: of·fal
Pronunciation: 'o-f&l, 'ä-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from of off + fall
1 : the waste or by-product of a process: as a : trimmings of a hide b : the by-products of milling used especially for stock feeds c : the viscera and trimmings of a butchered animal removed in dressing
2 : RUBBISH

impolite definition
the crap lying on the slaughter-room floor including straw, pieces of gut, blood, and rat droppings and whatever's on the bottom of the shoes of the dehumanized guys who work there. (still want to eat hotdogs?)

6:41 p.m. - 25 May 2004

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