dictation's Diaryland Diary

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\"I’ve made a personal decision about it, I’m not going to fight it. I’ll tell you why….I’m a very poor loser. And I’ve never seen a winner.\"

“A woman hits forty… going 90 miles an hour and boy that’s a crack up. One morning she gets up, looks in the mirror and punches the panic button. She’s says “I’ve got to be younger by lunch!” And she’ll go through a whole list of idiotic ideas like renting smaller children. But nine out of ten will rush off to a plastic surgeon or go under the knife as we say at the clinic. And are you ready for the big fallacy? They all expect to come out looking like Tinkerbelle.”

Phyllis Diller (bless her heart)

3:24 p.m. - 26 June 2004

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